I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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