she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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