She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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