Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
