a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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