I feel like I'm in dance class right now
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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