I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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