and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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