I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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