So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize