me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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