half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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