He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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