Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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