I feel like I'm in dance class right now
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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