i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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