Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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