I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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