I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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