8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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