well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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