where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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