That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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