tell your sister to shave her snatch
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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