sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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