Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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