Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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