This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I had to cum in my sink.
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