I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You need Xanax blowdarts
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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