I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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