So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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