So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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