And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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