I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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