whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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