***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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