...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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