i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I see more hoeing in ur future
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