Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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