Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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