How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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