can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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