So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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