you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Randomize