Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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