just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You're like the curious george of whores
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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