i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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