Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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