it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Randomize
