But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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