After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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