dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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