i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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