I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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